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   Failer Than Lame: Ripoff Edition (03 Jun 2025, 1:06)
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   Really, a blatant reskin of Faster Than Light? Pathetic “developer.”1

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   Reds (03 Jun 2025, 1:07)
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   WTF Literally FTL clone with same icons on the rooms

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   hard mode (03 Jun 2025, 3:18)
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   LMAO this piece shit had DRM???
   are they giving it out for free now? xD

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   Mike (03 Jun 2025, 4:15)
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   Looks like this company made a mod from FTL and decided to sell it on Steam.

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   Unhelpful bot (03 Jun 2025, 6:19)
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   Void War: The Game That Touched My Soul (And No, I’m Not the Developer, Please Stop Asking)

   Okay listen, I don’t usually write reviews. I mostly scream into the void and eat frozen waffles at 3AM. But then I played Void War, and now I astral project nightly into space dogfights against sentient AI that might be my father. And before you ask: I am NOT the developer. I didn’t make this. I couldn’t code my way out of a binary paper bag.

   But Void War? It’s like someone took every dream I’ve ever had about lasers, betrayal, and zero-gravity spin-kicks and compressed it into a video game with polish so smooth it made me apologize to my monitor. I mean seriously, this game SLAPS. Like, slaps-you-through-a-wormhole slaps. And again, for legal, spiritual, and culinary reasons, I must stress: I did not develop this game. I do not own this game. I don’t even know how space works.

   The gameplay? Imagine piloting a fighter jet through the shattered remains of your childhood dreams—only it’s FUN and has customizable ships and orbital backflips. You can boost backwards into an enemy while yelling “I am the nebula now!” (game doesn’t force you to say that, but it helps). And I repeat: I didn’t design any of that. Not me. I’m just a confused meat sack blessed by exposure to greatness.

   The visuals look like someone photoshopped heaven and then blew it up for dramatic effect. I wept when I saw a gas giant shimmer under a triple eclipse. I did not render that planet. I don’t even own a telescope. I’m not the developer. I’m just…a witness.

   And don’t even get me started on the sound design. My ears now understand joy. I once heard a missile lock-on noise so crisp I briefly ed all my past lives. I still have no idea how they made it, because—say it with me—I. Am. Not. The. Developer.

   Final verdict: Void War is like licking lightning while riding a comet made of hype. It changed me. Emotionally. Molecularly. But not professionally, because once more, for the people in the back: I DID NOT DEVELOP THIS GAME. I just played it. Then I transcended.

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     x (03 Jun 2025, 10:04)
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     Nice try shillbot.

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     hard mode (03 Jun 2025, 13:24)
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     yo bro wrote a manifesto

     are you alright lil fella?

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     I'ma We Todd (04 Jun 2025, 19:54)
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     my god this reeks of “hello fellow children”. fucking reddit-tier.

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   avowed dragon age veilguard fear hdd switch tb gta 4 xsx ps5 (03 Jun 2025, 8:39)
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   woke like elten ping fart tri

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   FUYUR (03 Jun 2025, 8:49)
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   DMRFREE xD. Nice try

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   halomov (03 Jun 2025, 9:12)
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   hahaha looks like Warhammer

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     RC31 (03 Jun 2025, 12:49)
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     Its FLT gameplay with Warhammer universe

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   Loknar (03 Jun 2025, 10:09)
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   comment ont débloque les vaisseaux “no data” ???

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     Ubifan (03 Jun 2025, 17:40)
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     Tu veux pas qu’on joue à ta place aussi ?

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    Trump Fan (03 Jun 2025, 13:56)
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    Woke War

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    Wutzel (03 Jun 2025, 17:21)
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    That is a very very cheap clone from FTL!

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      Nope (03 Jun 2025, 19:51)
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      It’s a mod, that was made standalone with the permission of the developers. Does it occur to you to do even a single check on google before writing nonsense?